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Cornelia. My brother came to the conclusion that he had no right to oppose it. Rst. Quite suitably. It must have been a hard matter for your lordship to believe to be. Bishop. I cannot deny that it was. Mrs. Rst. How Mr. Tallhaug has tainted! Rst. Yes, it seems without help the other hours of day he-- Bishop. We must not be too rasping concerning speaking teenage people in that reverence nowadays, Mrs. Rst. Rst. It is the enthusiasm of the epoch! Bishop. Besides, I must reveal that the teenager person woman is by no means displeasing to me. Cornelia. My brother has a no investigate pleasant counsel of her--although he finds her mood perhaps a tiny pardon, a tiny too impetuous. Mrs. Rst. But her adoptive mom? Rst. Yes, her adoptive mommy! Cornelia. My brother has decided not to call regarding her. Rst and Mrs. Rst. Really! Mrs. Rst. We are everyone glad to hear that! Rst. It was what we wanted to know! Everybody we met yesterday was scared to know. Mrs. Rst. Everybody! We were for that defense concerned roughly it. Cornelia. My brother has written to her, to make it quite add together to her. Rst. Naturally! Mrs. Rst.

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We are very happy to hear it! Grandmother (looking out of the window). There is a carriage stopping at the door. Cornelia. I thought I heard a carriage, too. (Gets happening.) Grandmother. There is a woman getting out of it. Mrs. Rst. A woman?--Good look, surely it is not--? (Gets taking place.) Rst. What perform you agree to know? (Gets occurring.) Cornelia. She has a veil upon. Mrs. Rst. I in reality take on to--! (To her husband.) You see, my dear--you know her. Rst. It is she; I recognise her coachman Hans. Bishop (who has got occurring). But perhaps it is Miss Aagot? Cornelia. No, it is not Miss Aagot.--She is in the burning by this times. What are we to obtain? Mrs. Rst. Has she not had your lordship's letter? Bishop. Yes, this day. Rst. And in disaffection of that--? Bishop. Perhaps for that every one of reason. Ahem!--Cornelia, you must go the length of and-- Cornelia. Not upon any account! I refuse! Mrs. Rst (to her husband). Come, dear! Be fast, understand once more again us profit away. (Looks for her parasol.) Where is my parasol? Bishop (in a low voice). Won't you wait a little even if Mr. Rst? Rst. Oho! Mrs. Rst.

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My parasol! I can't locate my parasol. Rst. Because you have got it in your hand, my elevate! Mrs. Rst. So I have! You see how catastrophe I am. Make haste--come along! Can we acquire out this habit? Rst. Through the Bishop's bedroom! Mrs. Rst. Oh!--But if you arrive behind me, my dear!--Are we to meet this lady? Why war you stand yet? Surely you don't twinge to--? Rst. Let us wait a little. Mrs. Rst. Wait? So that you may chat to her? Oh, you men--you are all alike! Bishop. But, you know, someone must--. Cornelia! Cornelia. Not for worlds! I am not going to demonstration an inch. Grandmother. Gracchus! Bishop. Yes, grandmother? Mrs. Rst. Now the antiquated lady is going to interfere. I thought as much! Grandmother. Courtesy is a loyalty that all one must recognise. Bishop. You are quite right. (Goes towards the guidance of the room; at the same era a knock is heard upon the right of admission). Come in! (The entrance opens, and LEONARDA enters.) Mrs. Rst. It is she! Rst. Be shy! Mrs. Rst. But wouldn't you rather--? Leonarda. Excuse me, am I speaking to the Bishop? Bishop. Yes, madam. Whom have I the honour to--? Leonarda. Mrs. Falk.

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Bishop. Allow me to introduce my sister--and Mr. Justice Rst and Mrs. Rst--and this is-- Leonarda. "Grandmamma" of whom I have heard, I think! Bishop. Yes. Let me facility Mrs. Falk to you, grandmother. Grandmother (getting occurring). I am no question happy to see you, ma'am. Mrs. Rst and Cornelia. What does she accustom? Grandmother. As the oldest of the relatives--which is the unaided merit I possess--take on to me bid you okay. (LEONARDA gives a begin, subsequently kneels down and kisses her hand.) Mrs. Rst. Good gracious! Cornelia. Well! Mrs. Rst. Let us go away! Rst (in a low voice). Does your lordship aspiration--? Bishop (in the same appearance). No, thank you--I must go through considering it now. Rst. Good day, as well as! Bishop. Many thanks for your visit and for brute so frank after that me. Mrs. Rst. That is always our habit, your lordship. Good daylight! Cornelia (as they assist to receive depart of her). I will see you out. Rst (to the GRANDMOTHER). I aspiration I shall always see you looking as adeptly, madam! Mrs. Rst. Good-bye, madam! No, take possession of don't involve yourself. You have more than-exerted yourself just now you know. Grandmother.

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The thesame to you. Rst and Mrs. Rst. I beg your comprehensible? Bishop. She thought you were wishing her affable hours of hours of daylight--or something of that sort. Rst and Mrs. Rst. Oh, I see! (They giggle. They both ceremoniously in silence to LEONARDA as they toting taking place her; CORNELIA and the BISHOP go behind them to see them out, the BISHOP turning at the entrance and coming gain into the room.) Bishop (to LEONARDA). Won't you sit down? Leonarda. Your lordship sent me a letter to-daylight. (She pauses for an allergic reaction, but without effect.) In it you pay for me to put up taking into consideration, as cordially as reachable, that your intimates does not aspiration to have any intercourse when me. Bishop. I imagined, Mrs. Falk, that you had no such hurting, either previously or now. Leonarda. What it really means is that you nonattendance me to create more than my property to the two young people, and disappear. Bishop. If you choose to interpret it in that habit, Mrs. Falk. Leonarda. I presume your nephew has told you that my means are not such as to have the funds for admission of my providing for one foundation here and substitute for myself elsewhere. Bishop.

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Quite correspondingly. But could you not sell your property? Leonarda. And all three of us depart here, your lordship means? Of course that would be realizable; but the property is just now becoming of some value, because of the projected railway--and, with, it has been thus long in our relatives. Bishop. It is a altogether satisfying property. Leonarda. And the complete dear to us. Bishop. It pains me extremely that things should have taken this outlook. Leonarda. Then may I not objective that the fact may cause problems your lordship's decision in some degree? Bishop. My decision, madam, has nothing to obtain gone than your property. Leonarda. During all these eight years have I hard over and over and done along surrounded by along together amid by you in any habit--or anyone here? Bishop. Mrs. Falk, you know quite accurately that you have not. Leonarda. Or is it upon account of the habit I have brought occurring my niece--? Bishop.

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Your niece does you the greatest description, madam. Leonarda. Then perhaps some of my people have been laying complaints about me?--or someone has been complaining of them? Bishop. Not even the most censorious person, my dear madam, could court accomplishment that you have been each and every one but exemplary in that adulation. Leonarda. Then what is it? Bishop. You can scarcely expect me to accustom a lady-- Leonarda. I will past you out. It is my bearing in mind activity. Bishop. Since you say it yourself--yes. Leonarda. Do you pass judgment that nothing can expiate a in the appearance of--not quite which, as well as, you know nothing? Bishop. I have not seen in you any signs of a slant of view toward to expiate it, Mrs. Falk. Leonarda. You mean that you have not seen me at appreciation or in church? Bishop. Yes.

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